Mounting Mr Darcy, revisited
I suppose I had it coming, chucking topless pics of myself on to the internet in a bid to find True Love (TM), but I still managed to be surprised and amused at an invitation to star in a gay porn flick.
Yessirree, yours truly has been invited to submit 'face, body and cock/ass shots' for inclusion as one of the eight characters in a movie that somebodyorother is coming to Johannesburg expressly to shoot.* 'We want to get a nice mix of hot man from different backgrounds, body types, ages.'
Then again, it could be that everyone in Joburg on this particular site was invited. But I feel honoured nonetheless.
No, of COURSE I'm not going to participate. I mean, that's just laughable. Me, in a porn flick, hahahaaa! I have enough of a hard - I mean, difficult - time not laughing during sex as it is. It's a remarkably undignified act, isn't it? I doubt I could stop from laughing at the execrable script.
Yeah, baby, give it to me just like that, you know how I like it, uh-huh. *chortle*.
Although I could invent a tacky porn name, like Ryan 'Roughride' McHardy or similar. I wonder if I'll get to wear a leopard-print cowboy hat?
Ooh, I also want to know what the name of the movie might be. Drill Bill?
*Whoa! Call the grammar police and have me up on charges of being convoluted! (This is not related to porn flick auditions, no no no.)
Yessirree, yours truly has been invited to submit 'face, body and cock/ass shots' for inclusion as one of the eight characters in a movie that somebodyorother is coming to Johannesburg expressly to shoot.* 'We want to get a nice mix of hot man from different backgrounds, body types, ages.'
Then again, it could be that everyone in Joburg on this particular site was invited. But I feel honoured nonetheless.
No, of COURSE I'm not going to participate. I mean, that's just laughable. Me, in a porn flick, hahahaaa! I have enough of a hard - I mean, difficult - time not laughing during sex as it is. It's a remarkably undignified act, isn't it? I doubt I could stop from laughing at the execrable script.
Yeah, baby, give it to me just like that, you know how I like it, uh-huh. *chortle*.
Although I could invent a tacky porn name, like Ryan 'Roughride' McHardy or similar. I wonder if I'll get to wear a leopard-print cowboy hat?
Ooh, I also want to know what the name of the movie might be. Drill Bill?
*Whoa! Call the grammar police and have me up on charges of being convoluted! (This is not related to porn flick auditions, no no no.)
posted by vivaldifan | 6:56 AM
1 Comments:
No, you definitely can't do it, you'd only end up turning into Faustus and you know what happens then, don't you.
Knitting.
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