The beginning of the end
Welcome to my new neurosis.
Having got through my twenties with no real signs of The March Of Time on my person it comes as a stonking great unwelcome surprise to discover that Father Time has had a go at me.
I look fantastic in a pair of Guess? jeans. I have what American writers of bad gay fiction would term a 'bubble butt'. Leaning suggestively while ordering drinks at gay bars has gotten me places. If not for the fact that my face lets me down in the looks department, I probably could have been a model. In fact, as a child, I was - until such time as the modelling agency discovered that my constantly surly expression was because I have an irrational and firm dislike of having my picture taken.
Anyway, back to the present, and age 30. What did I see this week in the harsh light of changerooms?
Saggage.
Having got through my twenties with no real signs of The March Of Time on my person it comes as a stonking great unwelcome surprise to discover that Father Time has had a go at me.
I look fantastic in a pair of Guess? jeans. I have what American writers of bad gay fiction would term a 'bubble butt'. Leaning suggestively while ordering drinks at gay bars has gotten me places. If not for the fact that my face lets me down in the looks department, I probably could have been a model. In fact, as a child, I was - until such time as the modelling agency discovered that my constantly surly expression was because I have an irrational and firm dislike of having my picture taken.
Anyway, back to the present, and age 30. What did I see this week in the harsh light of changerooms?
Saggage.
posted by vivaldifan | 3:49 AM
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