I'm back! Again!
Except, nobody knew.
Fact 1: I went to the bush this weekend. It was an impromptu arrangement that was much needed. Nice bush. Though it did harbour one Nasty Wasp, wot did sting me. Now I know that I am (1) not allergic to wasp stings and (2) said stings are rapid, apparently completely unprovoked, and unbelievably sore!
Fact 2: I was out of cellphone range, so nobody could call me. Thought they could send a text or leave a message.
Fact 3: Despite being out of Joburg and out of contact for two and a bit days, the only message for me, when we got back to Nylstroom*, was a work-related one.
Thus:
Incontrovertible Fact 1: someone *did* try to get hold of me, so MTN's network clearly hadn't evaporated.
Incontrovertible Fact 2: not one of my so-called friends tried to get hold of me.
Huh. Self is seriously reconsidering self's popularity.
*Little-known backwater with an OK stocked with the best flavours of Green & Black's. At the OK. In Nylstroom. I mean, even Thrupps doesn't stock G&B's. I am floored.
Fact 1: I went to the bush this weekend. It was an impromptu arrangement that was much needed. Nice bush. Though it did harbour one Nasty Wasp, wot did sting me. Now I know that I am (1) not allergic to wasp stings and (2) said stings are rapid, apparently completely unprovoked, and unbelievably sore!
Fact 2: I was out of cellphone range, so nobody could call me. Thought they could send a text or leave a message.
Fact 3: Despite being out of Joburg and out of contact for two and a bit days, the only message for me, when we got back to Nylstroom*, was a work-related one.
Thus:
Incontrovertible Fact 1: someone *did* try to get hold of me, so MTN's network clearly hadn't evaporated.
Incontrovertible Fact 2: not one of my so-called friends tried to get hold of me.
Huh. Self is seriously reconsidering self's popularity.
*Little-known backwater with an OK stocked with the best flavours of Green & Black's. At the OK. In Nylstroom. I mean, even Thrupps doesn't stock G&B's. I am floored.
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